Your ol’ pal Sterling plays through the ‘final’ Colonial Marines DLC

I woke up slightly before 5am this morning and thought to myself, “You know what the world needs? Another man with an annoying voice talking to himself while playing videogames on the Internet.” So it is that I sold out and attempted a “Let’s Play” thing.

Of course, there is a special reason, because you get to watch me face my old nemesis,Aliens: Colonial Marines. I’ll be taking you on an adventure with theStasis InterruptedDLC over the next few days, suffering a galaxy of bad animations and clipping so you don’t have to.

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The opening area of the Whisper mission, in a small grove.

The Divide in the Cosmodrome, where the Guardian was resurrected.

A holofoil Ribbontail, as seen in collections.

The Phoneutria Fera hand cannon, inspired by the Season of the Haunted armor set. It has a unique, galactic glow.

Three Fuses appear in a match of Apex Legends' Wild Card mode.

Mad Maggie opens a supply bin and an item with a symbol indicating infinite ammo appears.

Legends slide through a zipline in King’s Canyon in Apex Legends.

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The Yeartide Apex tex Mechanica SMG with a Holofoil glow.